I am a female comedian/writer just trying to make it in NYC…at least until the world ends in 2012. I like when you email me: juliasegalnyc@gmail.com var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-9882867-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @juliasegal)http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCmkpa65zWjUtgMFQo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://naoppi.tumblr.com/post/98902507/sadanblog-spikepriggen-juliasegal-brigitte">naoppi</a>:<a href="http://sadanblog.tumblr.com/post/98875417/spikepriggen-juliasegal-brigitte-bardot-and">sadanblog</a>:<a href="http://spikepriggen.tumblr.com/post/98874083/juliasegal-brigitte-bardot-and-jane-birkin">spikepriggen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Brigitte Bardot and Jane Birkin</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/253098662http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/253098662Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:10:09 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrtwfGpRA1qzsca0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://uessai.tumblr.com/post/236749493/via-mothmilk">uessai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://mothmilk.tumblr.com/">mothmilk</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p> This isn’t normal…but on meth….</p>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/253097788http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/253097788Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:09:03 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/kp5Vkaof0qnybmldf3uub7Tmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://underpantscharleston.tumblr.com/post/227303784/dashingblingbling-donkongey">underpantscharleston</a>::<a href="http://midnightmonster.tumblr.com/post/226570099">midnightmonster</a> / <a href="http://monkeyknifefight.tumblr.com/post/154504074/wednesday-you-have-taken-the-land-which-is">monkeyknifefight</a></p> <blockquote> <p><b>Wednesday:</b> You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”<br/><b>Amanda:</b> Gary, she’s changing the words.<br/><b>Wednesday:</b> And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.</p> </blockquote>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/253096548http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/253096548Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:07:25 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthve7zc701qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Kenny Baker as R2-D2 eating a sandwich on set.</p>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252667153http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252667153Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:03:43 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthuv2iI4g1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252655503http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252655503Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:52:13 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCpe0q2lsgdh4PP02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lastdryshine.tumblr.com/post/133862643/nachocheese-aluminumlinoleum-juliasegal-emo">lastdryshine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nachocheese.tumblr.com/post/133861425/aluminumlinoleum-juliasegal-emo-elvis">nachocheese</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://aluminumlinoleum.tumblr.com/post/133708228/juliasegal-emo-elvis-mmmmmmmmmmm">aluminumlinoleum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote>Emo Elvis</blockquote> <p>Mmmmmmmmmmm</p> </blockquote> <p>wuddup</p> </blockquote> <p>He didn’t die, he just went home.</p> </blockquote>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252652753http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252652753Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:49:40 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/252644045/tumblr_ksxya8pI7y1qz7wfj&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/240171936/willy-wonka-pure-imagination">nedhepburn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Willy Wonka - <i>Pure Imagination</i></p> </blockquote>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252644045http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252644045Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:41:08 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/oKjfswIQjnceeq65wkC2qCoko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://redheadedrachel.tumblr.com/post/200614580/propagandery">redheadedrachel</a>:<a href="http://propagandery.tumblr.com/post/110722471/morgenstern-http-wellmedicated-com-inspiration-1">propagandery</a>:<a href="http://morgenstern.tumblr.com/post/106199797/http-wellmedicated-com-inspiration-100-illustrate">morgenstern</a></p>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252642033http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252642033Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:39:11 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt6fuvn3ru1qzofaho1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Walk it out Jon. (via <a href="http://snuh.tumblr.com/">snuh</a>)</p>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252640799http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252640799Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:38:02 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2119485&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2119485&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2119485&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://soy.tumblr.com/post/117616856/breakfast-at-tiffanys-by-olde-english-the">soy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Breakfast at Tiffany’s by <a href="http://www.oldeenglish.org">Olde English</a></p> <p>The greatest parody ever. For me, anyway.</p> </blockquote> <p> So good.</p>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252638771http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252638771Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:36:07 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/CoQGuf4ijjpg3y9aWrAjrdANo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://figout.tumblr.com/post/76639959">figout</a><i><br/></i></p>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252637599http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252637599Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:34:59 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktddhpPuYJ1qzds5yo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://commonchant.tumblr.com/post/249930207/tears4fears-deepdownsouth">commonchant</a>:<a href="http://tears4fears.tumblr.com/post/249892145/deepdownsouth">tears4fears</a>:<a href="http://deepdownsouth.tumblr.com/">deepdownsouth</a></p>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252633845http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252633845Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:31:17 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kthqlhmA2z1qzvqipo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252562180http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/252562180Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:20:05 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgpk3o09t1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251887599http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251887599Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:00:02 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgoop6f011qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Link?!?</p>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251876136http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251876136Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:41:13 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfb2eyu771qz4hvyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theblast.tumblr.com/post/251834523/rocketjumper-yungsang-panda-usb-speaker">theblast</a>:<a href="http://yungsang.tumblr.com/post/251062597/panda-usb-speaker-geekalerts">yungsang</a>:</p> <p><a href="http://www.geekalerts.com/panda-usb-speaker/">Panda USB Speaker | GeekAlerts</a></p> <p>Emo Panda! I wanna play The Smiths on this…</p>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251871339http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251871339Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:33:00 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgm9wgOXB1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251846449http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251846449Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:49:08 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgi48ABKo1qzhtqko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>…and that explains it all. (via <a href="http://ihatemyparents.tumblr.com/">ihatemyparents</a>)</p>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251844310http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251844310Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:45:13 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqabx5hfKx1qzyagco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ihatemyparents.tumblr.com/post/250002471/visualaddicts-via-youmaybeoffended">ihatemyparents</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Our parents want to be famous!Yay! (via <a href="http://youmaybeoffended.tumblr.com/">youmaybeoffended</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251843876http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251843876Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:44:23 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgez9uny81qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I bet he’s good.</p>http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251769158http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/251769158Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:11:33 -0500