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I am a writer/comedian/dolphin living in NYC.
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I think Johnny Depp is kinda overrated. And Angelina Jolie. And Megan Fox.
Woah woah woah, Johnny Depp is awesome, so shut your fuqqing mouth.
OHOHOHO HE SAYS THIS AND IT’S SOOO CLEVER CUZ HE’S A CELEBRITY (I typed ‘cleaver’ like three times before I got it right...
By far the best response to this question.
Keep your life turned on.