I am a writer/comedian/dolphin living in NYC.
Cleaned my room today like a motherfucking boss.
Yes… this is me…
Pretty much my life up until internet forever, but instead, work and school forever. ;)
I love Allie Brosh. Honestly. Allie, please make more posts. Your posts make my life.
Hyperbole and a Half, ooh how I love the.
queued- on holiday :)
just marry Allie Brosh.