Oil spills are bad…but Doritos spills are AWESOME… no Doritos spills are still bad.
I am a writer/comedian/dolphin living in NYC.
Oil spills are bad…but Doritos spills are AWESOME… no Doritos spills are still bad.
Only Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese? What gives?
Oh, fuck. If I went to the beach and this happend I might start believeing in Jesus. Oh goddamn you doritos and...
spill.. (I like the people with the bags; “Were helping the environment.” yeah whatever stoners.) When I was a kid I...
Jarrod: Juan, what’s your favorite thing about America? Juan Pablo: Doritos. SHOUT OUT TO YOU JPPPPPP I MISS YOUR...