(via unicornery)
I am a writer/comedian/dolphin living in NYC.
(via unicornery)
This was actually my dream from ages like, 8 to 15. There was this guy named John Karger who rescued birds of prey and...
So this is literally what I’m poised to do with my life.
HAHAHAH ESTO SE ENTIENDE MUY DIFERENTE EN ESPAÑOL Y EN MÉXICO…
this is looking more and more reasonable by the day.
yep. this is a thing i would do.
When I was younger I had a “Birds of Prey” phase. A REALLY LONG phase.
I WANT TO BECOME A FALCONER SO FUCKING BAD. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE.