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  9. rand0mflora:

    To be fair…

     
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  11. (‘The Mindy Project’, S01E22)

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  14. boringoldraphael:

    Oh yeah, this looks legitimate.

    Discarded early drafts of this sign:

    FREE CANDY!
    Building at Corner
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    CHEAP MAMMOGRAMS:
    Building at Corner

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    SPEED-DATING
    Single? Unattached?
    No one who will miss you should something terrible happen?
    Building at Corner

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    Meeting For The NO KIDNAPPING Club
    Are You A Pretty Lady Who Hates Kidnapping And Wants To Discuss It With Other Likeminded Individuals?
    Us too!
    We Are Definitely Not Kidnappers!
    Come To Our Meeting And We Will Totally Not Kidnap You!
    (No Cops)
    Building at Corner

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    KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PROFESSIONAL-LOOKING NOT CREEPY SIGN?
    We could use your services
    Please bring a resume and portfolio to the
    Building at Corner
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    Auditions:
    Female Singers With Nice Feet
    Must Have “Cute” “Petite” Feet
    Must Not Get Weird About Us Taking Pictures Of Your Feet
    Bring Sheet Music (Accompanist Provided)
    Building at Corner
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    HEY LADY SINGERS!
    Come Into This Dark Mysterious Building, Why Not
    Worst-Case Scenario The Endless Cable News Coverage Of Your Almost Certain Grisly Abduction And Gruesome Dismemberment Followed By Lengthy Trial, Interviews With Cops, Friends, Loved Ones, Lifetime Movie, Book Deals For All, Early Home Movies Taken “In Happier Times,” Etc., Etc., May Bring Some Much-Needed Exposure To Your Fledgeling Musical Career
    Building at Corner

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